Yeah. And you. She’s different. (How did she get up there?) There is a chair. She knows how. She could jump out anytime she wants, but she doesn’t dare. That’s it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. You behave like a Fourth-Level Saint now. Got that? She’s so good. She came up last night to the Fourth Level. Normally when she comes in my house, she wants to jump on the sofa and do this kind of silly stuff. Today, I keep telling her to come up three times, she doesn’t dare. She just stays on the carpet, the doormat, just staying there, crouching there. I said, “What’s wrong with you?” Even if I give her a (vegan) bone there, she doesn’t dare come up. She’s just crouching on the floor.
Normally, she jumps anywhere, jumps on top of my head, blanket, pillow, bed, anything. And that chair is everybody’s favorite. When they come in my room, that’s it. That’s the chair. The chair is the goal in their life. So, the sofa, small sofa, soft cushion and blanket, everything. But today, she doesn’t come up at all. I kept telling her three times. She just... She changed, my God. She kept looking for me all morning, just to tell me about her level. So, when she got in, she just crouched on the floor, kneeling there, didn’t come up, nothing. She “just wanted to come and thank You. That’s it,” she said.
But we did have a little party, had a lot of (vegan) bones and rice cookies. Oh, yum, yum. Everybody enjoyed and profited from her elevation. Benny also. But Benny was mad at me because I congratulated Happy first. Then he went in and sulked, so sad, just sitting in the corner. I gave him a (vegan) bone. Because they both went up at the same time. But I couldn’t find Benny. Benny went somewhere else, and Happy just stayed around all morning, waiting for me to open the door and come in, to tell me about it. I said, “Yeah, I know, I know. What to do, what to do? OK, let’s have a little party.” And that’s all. They’re all happy.
You guys have any questions? No? Good? I’m very busy, busy nowadays, doing some of the “labor” work. So, I don’t have much time for you guys. And I’m warning you, I’m working hard, so don’t mess with me these days. I’m in a bad mood all the time. So hard to pull things up. I don’t know if it’s a human or if it’s a thing. It’s so heavy. Might as well, by the way. It’s already up, so just quicker. Just by the way. It’s just like you’re already in the process of doing it, so might as well do it quick. So everybody comes up quick. Now, many people come up, but I have to check it first. We do it at the end of the month. Why hurry? They didn’t hurry. Why I hurry?
Just because you are here, so I tell you. [He] happens to be here. Otherwise, you’d be away until the end of the month or first of April. Who knows? Right? They were not in a hurry, why should we? So why should I hurry? Maybe next year I’ll inform them, “Oh, last year you’ve been... Last year at the end of March, you were on the Third Level. Wow! Hey, keep working.” Only for the first and the second batch I was excited. Just like the first fruit [tree] that you’ve been planting for 20 years, and you have one fruit. Wow! And you wax it, and you put it on the table every day, you “worship” it. Oh, don’t dare to eat. Souvenir. But after the second fruit season or third season, every year you’re just waiting. “Come on. It’s time to produce some good ones. How come only that small? Same as last year.” You expect some bigger fruit, a better fruit. So that’s that.
OK, guys, we don’t have time to celebrate too much, so eat something from Walgreens for a change. It’s not bad. Is it not bad? You eat for me. I am on just simple food right now. I also don’t really like (vegan) chocolate too much. Now and again, maybe once a year, OK. You also don’t like? Chinese don’t like (vegan) chocolate, no? (Like.) Like. Good, good. Because I thought if you don’t like it, I can give it to the Westerners. They always like it. They always like it. Does everybody have one box? (Yes.) (Yes.) Yes? (Yes.) Sure? (Yes.)
OK. You don’t know, this is what they call the food for the gods. The food of the gods. It’s originally in Greek, they call it the food of the gods. Before, they only prepared especially to offer to the gods. Only some of the Amazon people, I think. (Amazon.) Amazon people are the ones who discovered chocolate, no? Does anybody know? (South Americans.) Yeah, South Americans, the native people, before, they knew the chocolate trees, and they prepared this food only for the gods. So, they call it the food for the gods. Food of the gods. And then slowly, slowly, everybody learns to enjoy a little bit, and then now everybody becomes “god.”
There’re different grades of chocolate. There are some very rare; some easy to grow and some very rare. It’s rare because it’s difficult to cultivate those trees. They tend to die, or they have a lot of fungus or bacteria or some insects that bite and eat them, and they don’t easily grow until adulthood to produce fruits and nuts, the nut inside. So these chocolates, they’re especially very good, supposed to be good, and they’re very rare and more expensive. The normal (vegan) chocolates we eat are not that expensive. But it’s very good already. I don’t know much of the difference, I tell you. I’m not very fond of chocolate myself. Probably I’ve been offered too much, life after life.
Even a good thing, you can’t eat too much. I don’t feel like [having] chocolate too much, but now and again, OK. Yesterday, because she brought all kinds of small, small... and I didn’t know whom to give. I said, “What is this?” It’s like a toothpick. How to eat it?” So, I just [broke open] one to try it. I couldn’t even finish it. You know, one of those bars, the small one, the round one? (Yes.) In a small packet, and inside there’s a round thing. Just one, I couldn’t even finish it. I still left it upstairs, half of it. So difficult to eat chocolate but you guys like it so much, it’s good. It’s good that you like something.
It would be very frustrating for me, if I don’t know how to offer to you, the Saints. I don’t know what to offer to you, the Third-Level and the Free Saints and all those names. OK, look at these Third-Level Saints, Free Saints, beautiful Saints. And this is the higher Saint. So nice. Are you a little sleepy, you’re meditating? Oh, good. Anyway, fine. No questions? No? OK, stay still and work, meditate, and be free. You can do whatever you want.
Meditate a little more, so you can deepen your realization, not just to stay, pacing back and forth at the border like that and looking at the Customs. The police at the border, the patrol at the border, and he’s looking at you and thinking, “What Saint?” “Some Saint.” Walking up and down the border all the time, pacing back and forth, cannot make up his mind to come in or go back home or to go down to hell again. I don’t care. I take you over the border, and you do what you want. I just smuggle you over, free of charge even, and then you do what you want, the rest of it. Alright. I just say hallo sometimes, otherwise you think I disappeared somewhere. Well, I do, but that’s the way it is. OK, now. That’s it, everybody.
Tong, this one is easier to clean and wash. It was very dirty just now, and it’s gone after a little cleaning. The other kind is hard; everything clings to my body, all the dog-people’s hair, oof! Then I’d become a dog-person. This one shakes off dirt more quickly. You come and have a look. See? It is very clean. (Very beautiful.) Continue making it. (OK.) Don’t have to wait. Continue. (We’ll continue making it.) No. Not this kind. Just the color. Purple. The other one. (We’ll continue making it.) You make it in other colors. The material is different. (Understand.) Make one more of this. Use that kind of fabric. (This one. OK.) Also make another one for this. This one. (It’s truly beautiful.) (So beautiful.) Really? (It looks so good on You.) Why? (So beautiful.) (So beautiful.) (A bit luxurious feel.) It’s only 1000 NT. (~$30 USD) (When Master wears it…) (Looks so good.) (Very beautiful.)
Mine is the simplest one. I told them to make simple pajamas, which is no big deal. Thank you anyway. OK. This one is easier to clean. You see, just now, the dog-person’s feet were covered in mud and left his muddy footprints on my clothes, and now the mud falls off naturally. Oh! It makes me feel so comfortable. So dirty that I dared not come to see you. Now the dirt is gone already. Only a bit left. Do you see that? (Yes.) Not much. You see. (It’s almost gone, leaving only a bit.) As to the other kind, it’s covered with hair before you even wear it. A lot of things stick to it. It still catches things even though I scrub it all day long. So, use this kind of fabric. (OK.) If this is not available, continue to search. Use this kind of fabric. (OK.) I have no time to scrub things all the time. Things from dog-people and bird-people, all stick to it.
Yeah, so you don’t have any solution to you becoming enlightened? Oh, you're also tired. Already. Yeah. Let’s go home, OK? Good night. OK, up please. Thank you. Good boy. So quiet, different now. So quiet. You guys want to play with the dog(-people) for a while? I’ll leave them there. It’s easy for me. You sure you don’t want any more? Yeah, Fourth-Level Saint. You want to pick him up now? Go, bring them to the cart. Bring them to the cart. (Hey, Goody, everybody.) Or you want them here? Does anybody want to play with them? You love them, huh? They like you. (Hey, Hermit.) You can bring them out and play with them outside now. Now everything… Go, go, everybody. Disappear. Show me the magic of invisibility. Fine? Take care. (Thank You, Master.) More concentration inside, more meditation, more introspection, more prayer to God, more thank You to God.
Photo Caption: Offer What One Has. With Pure Love, Small Gift Is Big
