In today’s news, West African nations to receive US$176 million in assistance from United States, scientists in the Netherlands call attention to possible association between excess mortality and COVID vaccines, opponents to proposed stray dog-citizen euthanasia law organize demonstration in Istanbul, Türkiye, scientists find new ways to extract lithium with fewer environmental impacts, Indian teen uses dancing skills to benefit patients with cancer, fresh oat milk now available in Waitrose supermarkets in UK, and wild horse-people species native to Kazakhstan makes triumphant return.
I have a useful tip if you come across a snail-person who may be in harm’s way. Did you know you can potentially cause pain to a snail-person if you pick it off the ground to move them to a safer location? If it is not done properly, this can lead to the collapse of the mantle, thus potentially killing them. Snail-people have nervous systems just like us and humans. Therefore, they also experience pain. What to do? Just tap gently on their shell first to cause them to retract their body into the shell, then you can safely pick them up and move them. This way we avoid causing any pain or suffering to these fragile creatures who play an important role in maintaining the wildlife balance in our gardens.
We just need to sign the amusement papers to get started with the joke of the day. Here it comes. It’s called “Agreeable.”
On a ship, the captain was chatting with his first mate:
“Jack, you always remain calm and good-natured, even when you’re talking to people who may be annoying. How do you do it?”
“Well, Captain, I convey my displeasure for people I consider bothersome by simply agreeing with whatever they say.”
“Really? That’s absolutely ridiculous!”
The first mate responded with a smile.
“I completely agree with you, Captain.”
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And now we have a heartline from Anh Dũng in Âu Lạc, also known as Vietnam:
Dear Loving Master, First of all, I would like to send You my deepest gratitude for all the efforts that You are making for all sentient beings in the Universe, especially those on Earth. It is fortunate for those who, when they have a human body, meet the Supreme Master Tim Qo Tu.
Respected Master, I was born in a family with many generations of vegans who practice the Quan Yin Method. Therefore, since a young age, I was imbued with Your teachings as well as the precepts which are needed to equip a practitioner who embarks on the spiritual path... But only when I entered college, I truly understood deeply that I need a Master and how important it is to find enlightenment. When I was young, I met You very often, but the time I remember the most was when I was 11 years old. At the time, I had a very high fever, and You came to my bed with a warm and compassionate smile. I immediately asked, “Is that You?” You answered, “It’s me!” And Your gentle, loving smile left an unforgettable sweet impression on me.
One time at the end of 2018, I attended the international retreat in Hsihu Ashram. When You were giving the lecture, I saw Your whole body emitting bright Light. The Light rays were spreading and spreading more and more wide and bright, and then Your body was one with that Light.
One more time in 2019, I was able to attend the international retreat in the New Land Ashram. When You were giving the lecture, I saw that the stage where You sat was enveloped by a radiant and bright Light. In that wonderful vision, I felt indescribably moved and extremely joyful.
I would like to thank You for being here on Earth to give us the opportunity to return Home. Today is my 22nd birthday. In front of the flickering candlelight, I would like to send my most sincere wishes to You! I wish for You to be healthy, safe, and that all Your noble missions will soon be fulfilled under the protection of all respectful Heavens! And I wish for World Vegan, World Peace to soon come true. May all sentient beings live in eternal love! Disciple: Anh Dũng from Âu Lạc (Vietnam)
Warmhearted Anh Dũng, Thank you for sharing your experiences with our Beloved Master.
Master has some kind words sending love to your heart: “Blessed Anh Dũng, so nice to hear from you, such a devoted soul! You are very fortunate to be born in such a family where many are practicing spiritually for generations. This is rare in our world, so make the most of your good fortune and practice well so that the Light in you may grow. Keep going on the path and bring your heart and mind into oneness with Heaven through the Quan Yin Method and all will be well in your life. May you and amiable Âu Lạc (Vietnam) bask in the Buddhas’ Divine Illumination. Love you.”